Saturday, January 16, 2010

Creative Forms of Evil 6: The Parachute Factory

Visit the parachute factory and persuade the packers to get stoned during their coffee break.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Creative Forms of Evil 5: The Sperm Bank

Sneak into the sperm bank and replace the contents of all the test tubes with samples of Regis Philbin’s seed.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Creative Forms of Evil 4: The Interpreter

Get a job as an interpreter at a sensitive international conference and deliberately mistranslate the delegates’ remarks: “He says you’re ugly, fat, and stupid!”