Creative Forms of Evil 6: The Parachute Factory

Visit the parachute factory and persuade the packers to get stoned during their coffee break.

Creative Forms of Evil 5: The Sperm Bank

Sneak into the sperm bank and replace the contents of all the test tubes with samples of Regis Philbin’s seed.

Creative Forms of Evil 4: The Interpreter

Get a job as an interpreter at a sensitive international conference and deliberately mistranslate the delegates’ remarks: “He says you’re ugly, fat, and stupid!”